A bit of this, a bit of that, and mostly a lot of me.

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VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

I like this book. This is a good book. Everyone should read it.

Thank you!

I just read the book. I loved the book. You should read the book.

Thank you and thank you!!!

Your book is amazing! I loved it so much, it’s so good. There is nothing I didn’t enjoy about it!

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kemmakills:

facts-i-just-made-up:

bek-labs:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

I like this book. This is a good book. Everyone should read it.

Thank you!

I just read the book. I loved the book. You should read the book.

Thank you and thank you!!!

Your book is amazing! I loved it so much, it’s so good. There is nothing I didn’t enjoy about it!

I can imagine wilderness-lair-shatterdome, in his room, with his amazing TARDIS door, reblogging the first post, and then searching the Tumblr for the Iowa is all vowels one!

I can imagine wilderness-lair-shatterdome, in his room, with his amazing TARDIS door, reblogging the first post, and then searching the Tumblr for the Iowa is all vowels one!

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grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(Source: best-of-memes)

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mykindaboys:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

god fuckin dayum

THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME