I bet my patronus would be a harp seal
can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.
all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and
hello friend no more sadness today
it would get the job done much better that a stag, or a horse, or a terrier. Look at it, everyone would be filled with love and happiness right away!